nogitsune

A nogitsune is a spirit on teen wolf.
A nogitsune is a dark kitsune spirit. The nogitsune feeds of chaos strife and pain.
Once the fox reaches more than 100 years of age they can take the shape of a human host by possessing them. When the human is possesed they can cause the human to do whatever they wish which often is killing others and causing chaos, strife and pain. The nogitsune is a trickster spirit, which means it can create a doppelgänger of the human host which is purely for the use of tricking people. In teen wolf it is said that you can't be a fox and a wolf, so werewolfs are immune to being possessed by a nogitsune. To eliminate the spirit from the host completely you must either change the body of the host (eg a bite from a werewolf) or kill the doppelgänger with the katana wielded by a kitsune.

" stiles stilinski was possessed by the nogitsune in season three of the tv show, teen wolf. "

by tropicgucci February 4, 2017

Nogtard

Abbreviation of "nignog retard". A spasticated black shit with diarrhoea-juice for brains. Walks around with its gob wide open for catching flies. Only speaks when stating the bloody obvious, for example when it sees someone struggling with 15 Asda carrier bags and asks them "Have you been shopping?".

Have you seen that gormless black shit with its gob wide open?

Yeah, that's the Patrick Road Nogtard. It fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won't let it back up.

by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009

Nogstipation

A type of constipation, the medical condition which results when Nogtard gorges himself on Sargent's apple pies and Hill biscuits. The obese Nogster loves all shitty biscuits and pies and has been known to feast on them for 6 hours at a stretch. The nogstipation can last up to a week. When it comes to an end and the fat retard eventually manages a dump the result can be explosive, not even the toughest porcelain being able to contain a mighty nogdump. Nogtard's legendary dumping exploits result in him getting through an average of 12 bogs per year. Roughly once a month the broken bogs are left in his front garden ready for removal to the nearest Maltby lorry.

Quick, phone the fire brigade, Nogtard's house has just blown up.

Don't panic, its probably Nogtard having a dump. He's had Nogstipation for the last week.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 5, 2009

nobetome

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up

Don,
nobetome to delete spam

by amber January 15, 2005

nopety nope

When you dislike/hate something or someone so much you get outta there in a flash

Random Guy: "Dude look at this cursed image"

Me after seeing it: *Nopety Nopes outta there*

by Shitass, True God May 2, 2021

Nogtard's pants

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.

Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009

Nogatonus

Its a name used to define a certain cheste of people who are in Discord Shitposting Servers and are also really active on them.

A: "Dude, that guy is a total virgin! Do you think hes a Nogatonus?"
B:"Yeah he probably his, let's go beat the shit out of im."

by Spinazzola :sunglasses: April 11, 2022