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noobsicle

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.
Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.
by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009
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Nobsocket

Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).
•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020
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n00bsickle

A person who is very unexprienced with human relationships. ie. spends too much time with their computer. BRICE!!
Go get a job, n00bsickle.
by Jelly June 6, 2004
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nob-sickle

1. n. when one's penis is out in the cold to long and becomes so numb it is impossible to sustain an erection.

2. v. to insult someone by saying they can't sustain an erection thus not being able to f**k someone.
1. n.dude i'm so cold i got a nob-sickle

2. v.dude you are such a nob-sickle
by Perry et Dan December 10, 2004
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Bobsickle

When a person named bob has a sickle on them
Yo look at that bobsickle
by Bobsockle November 23, 2019
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nomsicle

A combination of the nom meme and popsicle.

A term a rabid dick sucker will use to describe the taste of the penis they just gobbled.
Dude, I sampled some MEAN dick! It was fuckin NOMSICLE!
by Dyba May 16, 2011
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Noobsicle

the worst form of a noob; someone who is a loser, or completely new to something
Person 1- Hey, do u know how to throw a football?
Person 2- Wow dude, you're holding it the wrong way, you noobsicle.
by Mooorad October 17, 2007
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