Nobtard

Like retard, but an extremely annoying person

Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it

by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015

Noblax disease

When one tends to seek out friendships or sexual relations with anyone except African Americans (hence "no blacks") while often claiming to not be racist. Commonly infects (but is not exclusive to) Caucasian gay males in the southern United States and is often reworded as a "preference" to avoid being labeled as a racist.

Symptoms include: frequent usage of phrases on social networks and internet dating profiles like "No blacks!", "White or latino only", "White only", "Not into black", "Sorry, not racist, just a preference", "No black guys", "Let's keep it white", "Not interested in black", and more colorful or exotic variants to lessen the blow, such as "Not into chocolate cake".

I hate adam4adam; it's like, every other profile you click on, the dude either has HIV or Noblax disease.

by a4adude February 23, 2012

Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009

Nooblar

Unlike regular noobs, who may eventually change their ways after having facts smashed into their brains, a nooblar upholds the way of the noob until the bitter end. Even when the nooblar knows he/she is wrong and pulling a stupid, they will continue because they are too proud (or just stupid) to admit they were being noobs.

Nooblar also applies to the idiot in every game who refers to everyone else as a noob, whether they win, lose, share, or just ignore the nooblar. This is simply the nooblar attempting to recruit more members to noobism.

"You guys are noobs"
"We all just killed you several times in one on one combat"
"I won because you're noobs"
"Shut up nooblar"

by Blue Bomber February 8, 2007

Cob Nobler

Somebody who acts smart but is stupid. A complete dumbass.

Scott Donavan's a cob nobler

"Shut up cob nobler"

by Eric Montgomery May 9, 2006

Nobwarts

Nobwarts is where Hairy Potter went to school

Hermione Growler: Hairy, do you know why our school is called Nobwarts?

Hairy Potter: No, why?

Schlong Cheesely: It's because it's named after Professor Donglewart of course!

by The Foggy One December 1, 2011

nobular

Noun: 1)Person who posts on message boards under the pretence of alternate identity.
2)foolish person who resembles the male genital form.
Adjective; Resembling the phallic form

Noun: Law_Nope, you are a nobular

Adjective: Law nope your head is nobular

by Fabian bayritz April 25, 2003