no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded

by biathczsssww February 14, 2012

no offense

A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.

Example 1 Pre-statement:

John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."

Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"

Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."

Example 2 Post-statement:

Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."

Cindy: "OMG."

Tim: "Mike - you're fired."

by Joey Fizzle May 4, 2016

No Offense

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

by Po Ivey August 14, 2006

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 10, 2009

offensive

A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.

Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!

by esmith512 November 29, 2007

no offense, but

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive

by erection_infection December 19, 2013

that's offensive

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."

by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011