I have no pants on 

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

I have no pants on by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

no pants dance 

performing the act of sexual intercourse

What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?

no pants dance by drummer869 July 20, 2005

No pants shuffle 

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

No pants shuffle by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

No Pants Friday 

An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.

Mel, it's No Pants Friday, get your pants off and get with the program.

No Pants Friday by jsickar August 20, 2010

No Pants Day 

A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.

Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.

No Pants Day by /NickSavage May 7, 2010

No pants 

Having a mood of no worries and being carefree

No problems
Mood: no pants

Her: how's it going

Him: i have no homework due tomorrow so it's a no pants day

No pants by Unlimitedbreadsticks November 15, 2017

No Pants November 

Once it is November 1st, everyone in the world is going to go pant less the entire month.

“Where are your pants Connor?!? We are in the middle of church!!”
“Chillll preacher, it’s No Pants November!!!!”

No Pants November by mcdarmaid October 19, 2019