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Nippleshake

The act of greeting someone by gently squeezing (and hence exciting, and possibly putting a smile on) their nipple. Usually followed by a wink. Not recommended for greeting someone of the opposite gender, but results do vary.
Every time I see Billy, he nippleshakes me but I never get the time to do it back because I would lose all my senses for a couple of seconds.

James tried to nippleshake that girl he had a crush on. He thought it would have a similar effect to when I do it to him. He was wrong. Now he has a bruise on his right cheek to tell the story.
by abey-baby April 17, 2010
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Nipplepotomus

A large woman with big overwhelming nipples. Word caught on when a woman came into the room and a man yelled it allowed meaning to talk of hippopotomus.
"Dude, she has become a Nipplepotomus over the years."
"Oh my gosh, shes such a Nipplepotomus!"
The strange Nipplepotomus yelled," Nipples Ahoy! "
by Kalainy August 3, 2010
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Nipplethit

An insult referring to how much of a retard someone is, or when someone has a deformed or misplaced nipple
(Guy with deformed nipple shows it off)
Wow - ur a nipplethit
by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008
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Nipplephobia

The fear of nipples. Can be either male or female nipples.
She saw a picture of a naked girl and was scared of her nipples. She has nipplephobia
by bob117 February 21, 2009
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nipplechorus

When someone twists your nipples to the seventh plain of Hell. You can only tremble as the sky opens up and judges your very being. Your mouth opens in a gaping, abyss of horror, and you sing the song of demons. Pain fuels your lungs, terrible, twisting pain plays your vocal cords. You are a puppet to the twisters hands, mush, and putty to his fingers. Death is upon you, may god have mercy on your soul. The chorus of a thousand dying angels flow from your tongue.
'Brah, i was watching house of cards when chad made me nipplechorus.' 'Fucking Chad.'

'I swear, the next person that makes me nipplechorus is paying for the priest, and the hospital bill.'
by ThomasUnderClouds July 18, 2014
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Nipplecrotch

A term used for foolish people who like to use funny come backs. Or a person with warts, pimples, or even herpes in their pubic area.
Eww! Dat bitch got nipplecrotch!

~or~

Your such a nipplecrotch bob.
by Balls r life. June 21, 2016
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nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.
Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.
by shrampz March 21, 2017
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