ninjury

the act of getting injured while trying to be a ninja.

while practicing using nunchucks, timmy hit himself in the balls and got a ninjury.

by Sixxvi6 November 5, 2011

ninjured

ninjured-the act of being injured by a ninja.

fred- DUDE, that black thing jumped out and ninjured me so bad.

george- man you got my sympathy

by THEFARTGAME August 3, 2010

Ninjury

When you get injured by a ninja and least expect it.....Then again they are so sneaky you never expect it.

Dude I was walking down the street and got jump kicked in the face and didn't even see it coming. I had to go to the hospital due to my ninjury.

Past tense: I was at the hospital because I was Ninjured and I didn't even see it coming.

by mpdc November 2, 2011

ninjurai

A skilled martial artist who can disembowel with ANY sort of weapon, regardless of era or nationality. If only a rifle is present, he will grip the barrel and cut you in half with the stock.

Ninjurai are highly experienced in dealing large amounts of death at high velocities. Ninjurai can wield four hundred pound weapons. If no such weapons are available, sometimes, a Ninjurai can summon a thousand foot crane, and detach the wrecking ball and use it as a flail-mace.

Ninjurai live by honor, and are adept at ass-kicking. Also, if they choose not to be seen, they will not be. If a Ninjurai is in a hundred yard radius of someone who has the word 'Ninjurai' in their thoughts, the Ninjurai will telepathically hear this, emerge in said person's room, and roundhouse kick his head off.

There is only one know Ninjurai in existence.

Me.

Guy1: You see that Ninjurai?
Guy2: No ... what? No.
Guy1: Me neither. I like pie.

by David Brier-Jones August 28, 2008

Ninjurai

During a war between both samurai and ninjas, a pease-seeking organization rose to start a new revolution and a world of peace. Both skills combined of a samurai & ninja, and formed from. stealth, ability with traps, shuriken, and daggers from a ninja, Cunnings, agility, and skills in spears, arrows, swords, etc., from a samurai. Follows both "Bushido" and "Ninja Way/ Way of the Ninja" and combined in "The Ninjurai Way"

search : " Ninjurai Kiyaku"

Translation*: Kiyaku = code

the ninjurai brought peace to the land

by Youjinyari January 6, 2008

ninjury

An injury incurred while trying to act like a ninja.

Tommy! Put those nunchucks down before you give yourself a ninjury!

by Andrew-B June 3, 2007

Ninjury

Injury sustained whilst in the act of sneaking or attempting to sneak.

When creeping around in dark and unfamliar surroundings it is easy to cause yourself ninjury.

by thebathtubsophist January 10, 2012