niner

1. A great amongst greats, a god amongst men-- a member of the San Francisco 49ers, the only team to win at least 10 regular season games for 14 straight years, and one of three teams to win the super bowl five times.

2. a 9mm pistol

1. The incarnation of God on Earth, Joe Montana, was a niner. So was Jerry Rice, Roger Craig, Tom Rathman, Ronnie Lott, John Taylor, Steve Young, and a host of other players. Alex Smith is the niner who will lead the niners back to glory.

2. A cop tried to shoot a niner with a niner, but Joe Montana intervened and saved the niner.

by harry_pothead16to80 September 19, 2008

niner

A 9mm pistol

by Mikal May 18, 2003

niner

A fan of the television show "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"

Don't call me a Trekkie, I'm a Niner. The rest can die in a fire.

by BlablablablSteve October 18, 2008

Niner

Trucker talk used on CB radios to make the number 9 sound cool when relaying directions, coordinates or instructions. Also used in the military. You have to be an uptight angry white male with either a buzz cut, aviator sunglasses or a flannel shirt to use this term.

"We've located Charlie at DELTA, BRAVO, point NINER, over."

"The $2.99 omlette and vanilla shake deal is at the Oasis off of I-two-oh-niner, little buddy. For another 2 bucks the waitress with show you her tankers."

by chulo4mami October 9, 2009

niner

A response to answer any question that you didn't hear, didn't like, or didn't give a fuck about. Can be easily replaced with "nine." Can also be used to describe anything or anyone. "Nine" is the true answer to any numerical question.

Question: Did you get the laundry done?
Answer: niner
-or-

Question: How many cells make up the haman body?
Answer: nine

by benny February 17, 2004

niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

by Bryan December 28, 2005

niner

a man with a nine inch penis

ben is such a niner.

by Colleena nd ben May 13, 2005