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Nine-Eleven 

1. Verb To seriously damage/hurt unexpectedly, and afterwards try to recollect pride in oneself.

2. A stronger form of "Pearl Harbor"
Man 1: So I hear you just got out of jail? From how you're walking, you must've gotten Nine-Elevened hard!
Man 2: I don't wanna talk about it...

Girl 1: Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?!
Girl 2: I was just Nine-Elevened in the parking lot! *tears*
Nine-Eleven by whatsapseudonymman September 6, 2011
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Nine-Eleven 

"Ever since Nine-Eleven there's been nothing but mass censorship and stuff."
Nine-Eleven by Dave January 15, 2004

Nine-Eleven 

A legendary sports car made by Porsche. See 911.
Teh terrorist attacks are referred to as September eleventh, not nine-eleven.
Nine-Eleven by sasabune April 12, 2006

nine-eleven 

Used as a verb. To destroy something with the force of two Boeing 747's crashing into the country's two biggest skyscrapers.
B: Yo, I saw that bitch-slut girlfriend of yours cheating on you with Rolfo at the National Dry-humping/Freaking Dancer's Association of Long Island Formal.
C: STFU!!! I'm totally gonna nine-eleven her face!!

M: Yo, dude, I got totally wasted last night and I totally nine-elevened my car into a mailbox!
Y: Oh snap!
nine-eleven by Rolfo5800 August 18, 2008

nine-elevening 

stealing somthing from another person with intent to cause damage to them. or high jacking somthing that doesnt belong to you. like the taleban took planes that where not theres to do bad things with it.
hey dude someone is nine-elevening your stuff.
nine-elevening by bkwiatv1 March 6, 2008

nine eleven 

a Minecraft world with a McDonald's store that got fbi'ed the shit out of
nine eleven-FBI open up McDonald's your getting raided
nine eleven by ethan garner October 20, 2019

Giuliani Nine-Eleven 

Like a Bakers Dozen for eleven things instead of thirteen.
Adding one more to a 12 makes it a bakers dozen. Adding one more to 10 makes it a Giuliani 9/11.
Well, we thought Lady was just going to have 10 puppies but there was one more to make it a Giuliani Nine-Eleven.
Giuliani Nine-Eleven by jess v November 29, 2007