Ninanese

A dialect of English that grew out of a desire to bowdlerize vernacular speech by deliberately mispronouncing vowel sounds. Modern Ninanese is characterized by its liberal use of uncommon abbreviations and by its inconsistent but pervasive substitution of the the short /ʌ/, and occasionally /ɨ/, with long /uː/, making "shut" and "fish" sound like "shoot" and "foosh." Occasionally, two- and three-word phrases are substituted with other phrases that bear the same initials.

Ninanese (proficient speaker): That bootch def just made a face at me.
Arthur Von Schwarz: How impolite.
NPS: I mean let's be rull, I look narst as fook. This hair could most certainly bring down oil prices. And this G-town sweatshirt is all kinds of jank.
AVS: Haha if you say so.
NPS: Oh, yeah, whatever, (twirls hair) I mean, I wasn't being serious or anything, but-- (trails off)
AVS: Oh! Sorry! I was kidding!
NPS: Whatevz, I'ma cutchu.
AVS: I don't have time for this, I'm off to a spelling bee.
NPS: Oh! Gloock!!! I was just kidding, I SLLR you! Have foon at your Santa Barbara!!! :):):)

by The Tom Brokaw December 16, 2008

sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

forty nining

Two dogs.
One guy.
And a reach around.

Man, I'm really in the mood for some forty nining, but I only have one dog.

by 49in' for days January 19, 2014

Ninjangsta

1) The only thing that matters in the world

2) The only word that can be used as an adjective, noun, adverb, verb etc.

Man, youza ninjangsta!

Now that was ninjangsta.

You've just been ninjangsta'd!

Kwesi ninjangstaly stole the freshman's purse.

The ninjangsta cat poofed into thin air.

Ninjangsta ninjangstaly ninjangsta's the ninjangsta.

by Kkrazy "Ninjangsta" Clizzle March 17, 2009

ninong

Filipino-Tagalog word for ''godfather''.
Female variant for ''godmother'' is NINANG.

Vito Corleone was ninong to Johnny Fontane.

by Mongol Cabelin January 6, 2008

Snifty nining

When two dogs smell each other's butts at the same time.

Did you see those two dogs in the park? They were totally snifty nining each other.

by Recros May 9, 2011

nining

The act of repetitively terrorizing one person every weekend. Includes TPing, Forking their yard, Chalking their car, and hurling eggs at house and cars

I want to go nining this weekend with my friends.

by Wombat3 March 16, 2017