An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
by udu_ May 23, 2009
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person 1: yo I saw this picture of you when you were a baby, and you was hella white.
person 2: yeah, I just got niggaified though
person 2: yeah, I just got niggaified though
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Niggaitis • niggaitist • Niggaritis • Niggatised • niggatism • Niggatitis • niggavitis • Naggaitisi • niggagitis • niggailisious
After eating, smoking weed or drinking alcohol a strong sense of exhaustion tiredness or sleepiness takeover.
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Get the Niggitis mug.The believes and practice of a tipical nigga! This way of life is strongly practice anywhere worldwide where high levels of ignorance inhabitants a specific area. Theses areas are usually ghettos, hoods, and outskirts of suburban white neighborhoods!
Yo De'Sean, it was nice chilling with you my nigga! We straight thugging and harassing white people man our niggalism was on point!
by youngthese June 10, 2014
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Damn niggamotis is here again lock the door!
by silky black February 12, 2005
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2. the unfortunate combination of nigga and english
Too much niggalish can lead to a "nigga moment" or even worse....niggaligence.
2. the unfortunate combination of nigga and english
Too much niggalish can lead to a "nigga moment" or even worse....niggaligence.
niggalish: Can't wait til u drop dat seed, so u can drop dat album
english: I cannot wait until you give birth to your baby so we can see some pictures!
english: I cannot wait until you give birth to your baby so we can see some pictures!
by jaykaybay9411 May 5, 2013
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Why is Justin Bieber trying hard to fit in with all his black rapper friends? I think he caught a case of niggagitis
Dammmn, have you seen Miley Cyrus' new look? Shes looking ratchet, must've been niggagitis
Why is Justin Bieber trying hard to fit in with all his black rapper friends? I think he caught a case of niggagitis
Dammmn, have you seen Miley Cyrus' new look? Shes looking ratchet, must've been niggagitis
by I'm just a nigga May 3, 2013
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