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on the nickel

...and what becomes of all the little boys
who never say their prayers
well they're sleepin' like a baby
on the nickel over there. - T. Waits
by Grady Tuck July 28, 2006
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A 5-year prison sentence.
Yo, where's Tex and Willy?

Their doing a nickel a piece at Riker's.
by Seawrestlerakapunsiher December 28, 2005
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Nickels

A name for a girl with an abnormally large cranium.
What would you rather have? A million bucks or Yvonne's head full of nickels?
Nickels bro, for sure
Yeah me too.
by gumpysnasty September 6, 2016
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A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.

They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.

Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.

Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.

Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.

Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)

Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)

Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2008
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Nickelle

A great name, girls name, powerful, sweet ,loving ,gorgious, direct ,to the point, lover of children, family ,life. Determined.
Hey did you see Nickelle! what a lovely mum playing with the kids she is such a family orientated person.
by feebee62 February 6, 2010
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A girl who rates a 5-6 on a 1-10 scale.

An average looking person. May have one feature that repulses or one finds unnatractive.

Someone you wouldn't be completely repulsed with but you wouldnt brag about banging them. You may even try to keep it a secret.
That girl's a nickel. ( 5 cent piece)
by winkiedinkie3 February 15, 2010
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Saad:I just spent a nickel on that ass.

Mike:Nice!
by DonMiguel December 14, 2018
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