Nickelback

a shitty band, the lead singer seriously needs a cough drop and is the ugliest fucker i have ever seen

You fucking suck
Nickelback!!!

Nickelback by mimi-amie April 28, 2006

nickelback

the worst piece of shit ever to come from Canada. A scratchy voiced cock eater, Chad Kroger or some shit, sucked some giant squid genitals and became popular.

"SUCK A COCK LIKE ME," Chad, from nickelback

nickelback by aassddfasdasd August 30, 2010

nickelback

probably the worst band in the world right now. They use the same 3 power chords for every song which attributes to them all sounding the same.The singer (i dont care to remember his name) tries so hard to be eddie vetter but just sucks.the rhythem section is tottaly uninspired and the solos which are rarely heard due to the guitar player sucking are so easy and bland a 3 year old could play them easily. also they often try to appear like rock n roll "bad boys" by :o drinking alchohol. wow slash died for like half an hour when he o.d thats bad. being 25 and in Nickelback and drinkin half a corona thats weak.If anyone actually bothered to play a guitar or any insturment they would realize this band is totally gay

Nickelback sucks. why is rush the only good and talented canadian rock band?

nickelback by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

Nickelback

A band that is considerd a joke to many

"knock knock

whos there?

Nickelback !"

Nickelback by e dubbbs April 5, 2009

Nickelback

A bad that fell into formula of all nu-metal bands, with most of their songs sounding the same, kinda like, sadly, Pearl Jam (At least to me). Nickelback is the prime example of record companies overglorifying their product to the point where anything they do, even if it's shit, will be praised by the masses. I don't hate all their songs. I really like songs like "Animals". Regardless, Animals is a diamond in the rough. Another part of their bad reputation come from their place of origin: Canada. Canadian bands and singers tend to be low in quality (Celine Dion, Beiber, Barenaked Ladies, uhh, BEIBER), and I think their music sounds worse by the fact that they have to live on the rep of other shitty bands from Canada. It's not their fault, but considering how mediocre Nickelback is, it's no surprise that Canada's reputation for bad music has only increased since then. Like with any other shit band, Nickelback had potential. They definitely showed they can make a good product on Animals. However, they didn't use said potential. They rode on the wave of overglorification and appealing to the masses with mediocrity to win themselves a heft sum of money.

Nickelback is a shit band. they could've been good, but they weren't

Nickelback by ChexManiac January 7, 2018

Nickelback

The effect of becoming tremendously successful despite having no talent what so ever, offering nothing new to people, and repeating the same boring routine over and over, your fans are people who normally can't tell their heads from holes in the ground.

SEE ALSO: Dane Cook, John Cena, Nascar, Anna Kournikova, Kiss.

Nickelback lover: "Hey nickelback is so cool, best Canadian band ever!"

Intelligent person: "Umm, that title belongs to Rush."

Nickelback lover: "Rush? Oh my god that's the movie with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker! I love that movie!!!"

Intelligent person: "You're a sad, sad man, I pity you."

Nickelback lover: "Hey, just because you don't like the stuff I like doesn't make me a s....OH MY GOD, JEFF GORDON WON THE DAYTONA 500, WOOHOO."

Intelligent person: "Imbecile."

Nickelback by colossal_donut_666 March 9, 2010

Nickelback

A terrible band that produces songs relating to alcohol, sluts, or being white trash.

Did you hear the new nickelback song about the slutty, white trash, drunk chick that fucks everyone?

Nickelback by cgreenly June 1, 2010