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Neymar

A handsome and very sexy male football who is amazing at what he does. All the ladies want him and all the swim team want him. He is incredibly good looking and a professional at rolling on the ground for no reason.
Neymar is great at swimming! He is a professional.
by AhUnknownPerson November 20, 2018
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neymar

(verb) To fall down in an exaggerated manner. The fall need not result from any physical contact. Whether or not it resulted from physical contact, the fall is usually followed by excessive rolling and writhing.
I know that you just earned our team a free kick, but everytime you neymar it makes me want to puke.
by Liberator Lickpenny July 7, 2018
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Neymar Effect

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.
Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."
by Thibaut July 20, 2014
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doing a neymar

To fall and keep rolling over at the slightest of contact so the referee books the opposition
Brazil's no.10 is doing a neymar again. The Mexican defender had the slightest of contacts and he rolls over a few times, clutching his foot in agony like a drama queen
by Football Legend July 3, 2018
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neymar rolling

The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.

In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.
by 寺山修司 July 7, 2018
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Pulling a Neymar

To act dramatically without a reason in order to get attention or special treatment
She didn't hurt herself, she was just pulling a Neymar
by Alejaa July 27, 2018
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Neymar

A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.
Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.
by Ronaldo Ubhi June 14, 2014
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