neverbator

A person who, for reasons physical, psychological or moral, never masturbates. This term parallels the nevernude term used on the Fox television series "Arrested Development" to refer to Tobias's gymnophobia affliction.

Jeffrey sure seems to be tense and hostile since his girlfriend dumped him.
No shit. He needs to just rub one out once in awhile.
He won't ever do that. He's a neverbator.
Really? Is that what it sounds like?
Yes

by The HR Director December 26, 2010

neverlutionary

A neverlutionary is an individual (typically a Black male) activist type who portrays him or herself as being pro-Black, militant, "woke," or "conscious," and regularly babbles on and on with about White supremacy, White privilege, and systemic racism. Neverlutionaries constantly talk about "building" and dismantling White supremacy, but never build anything tangible for Black people and never take any meaningful action to dismantle White supremacy. Neverlutionaries claim that they want equality and power for Black people, but their actions and rhetoric shows that they just want Black men to be equal to White men, and for Black men to rule over Black women in some kind of Black patriarchy. They refer to Black women as "queens" but treat Black women as anything but. They view Black women as inferior, lesser beings, mules, battering rams, sex objects, and baby making machines for their race war against White supremacy. They have an uncanny ability to link all problems in the Black community to White supremacy, feminism, and Black women, and seem to think that Black patriarchy is the solution to Black people's ills. Neverlutionaries tend to be single and use Black women for sex, but hypocritically condemn Black single mothers and pretend to value Black marriages while evading marriage and staunchly opposing interracial marriage for Black women. They are a part of an imaginary "revolution" which will never happen...hence the reason why they are called NEVERlutionaries.

In the mind of a neverlutionary, the academic success and career gains of Black women are a White supremacist conspiracy to "pit Black women against Black men" and "keep the poor Black man down."

by Diamond Rifle November 1, 2018

NeverLate

NeverLate is a pussy and sucks at hcf. He mostly hackusates people, quick drops and is a funny guy. He is a Christian and doesn't swear.

You just lost, but don't be a NeverLate

by kuoLe May 1, 2019

nevermate

Basically, a mate that will never be founded.

Now, the last Kauai 'O'o will find its nevermate.

by GSP190 July 31, 2023

neverlasting

That which cannot last forever; something that lasts for only a certain amount of time; without the ability to live on

Neverlasting relationshps can make or break a person.

by babyihadtocrashthathonda January 17, 2009

nevernude

Some one who refuses to be completly in the nude even when bathing or when having sex.

Paul, the nevernude, wears a bathing suit when he showers.
Paul is such a nevernude that he has sex through the dickhole of his boxers

by posiden56 February 22, 2011

Neverlution

A disparaging reference to the same THEORY also known as Evolution among those who subscribe to it. The term "Neverlution" is intended for use by proponents of opposing views of evolution and endeavors to include a commentary on the likelihood of life spontaneously arising and successfully changing to progressively better equipped forms.

Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.

Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.

Have you ever noticed that Neverlution works fine if you *only* discuss lions hunting deer but it says nothing about defenseless fruit trees and vegetables? How'd those get here?

by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 6, 2008