Netflix and Chill

sex

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV

by zek123 July 2, 2016

neologism

Itself an invented word used exclusively pejoratively to dismiss newly coined words. Usually used to express distaste for words inconvenient to one's ideology.

Pederasts, a more perverse subtype of faggots, declare moralphobia a neologism.

by Tokenizing Words January 8, 2008

Fuckin' Netflix

The exclamation shouted after you hear Netflix has cancelled your favorite show.

Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled? FUCKIN' NETFLIX!!!!

by PerfectSlacker May 9, 2019

Netflix Friend

When one or more of a Netflix subscription holder's acquaintances (not necessarily friends) 'shares' the account for his or her own pleasure.

Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"

by e.e. cummings October 6, 2013

Netflix

A video streaming service which is the reason I'm single.

Friend: Dude you should move out of your mom's basement.
Me: But she pays for my netflix.

by Shreck Is Love, Shreck Is Life May 9, 2015

netflix depression

The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.

Tommy just finished season five of Breaking Bad and is suffering from major netflix depression.

by ablake08 September 25, 2013

Netflix and Chill

Something you tell your parents when you want your boyfriend/girlfriend to come over and you fuck

girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to fuck?

by stella1235 February 28, 2016