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nesting partner

A term typically used by polyamorous people to refer to the partner they reside with.
"My nesting partner and I just finished putting up the art in our new apartment!"
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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Birds nesting

The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths.

When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
Man: “Sweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”

Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
by bob's mullet July 10, 2010
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Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.
she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.
by ledavinci May 29, 2018
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rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.
"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."
by IceWarm January 8, 2006
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muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.
Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"
by Cantalopian April 7, 2015
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turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.
Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.
by Mr Poop April 10, 2005
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soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.
by babybeem December 20, 2014
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