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Nebraska Creamed Corn

The act of splooging cum onto another man's penis, and then proceeding to lick the semen off of the penis similar to the way one would eat a buttered corn on the cob.
My bro Liam hooked me up with a delicious meal last night: Nebraska Creamed Corn!
by Nigboys6893947 May 13, 2016
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Omaha, Nebraska

A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.
Idiot: You going to Omaha, Nebraska? Bring a straw hat!

Normal Person: No. I'm a city girl, moron.
by mchristine1995 August 13, 2012
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Narbacular

A word created to aid in online searches for the game Narbacular Drop.
Thanks to the word narbacular, the game Narbacular Drop is easy to find on Google.
by Lord Of Demise October 9, 2008
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nebraska

Smack in the middle of our great nation
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"

It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. We invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.

Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.

On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.

We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).

We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.

Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.

In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.

So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh -- it doesn't even once mention football?!?)
Hey, let's go visit the spam factory in Nebraska!
by JoshieK January 6, 2004
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Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.
Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river
by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009
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Nerdatwat

A cross between a nerd and a twat.

Boy definition: A huge dick head that tries to get attention and thinks they are very tough

Girl definition: a complete idiot that has no idea what the fuck is going on; a vagina
"Wow look at that nerdatwat taking off his shirt and showing off."

"I sent her fake dick pics and she thought they were real, whatta nerdatwat."
by The pelican man April 30, 2015
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Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.
"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."
by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018
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