A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
by findthecure21 March 21, 2019
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