Neive is a teeny tiny small footed man. Or at least she identifies as one. Neive is a women. She likes Pookie gyatt and yours is looking pretty fine. She like to think her hair is curly when it’s literally not. “IT ISSSSSSS” she yells. She loves men to the point of suspicion. People think she’s a lesbian but she’s not like the other girls. CAUSE SHES A MAN!!! Her famous sayings include “ahhh my cheeks” and “I’m dyingggg”. What a gorgeous specimen of ape species. She has long orangy brown hair and brown eyes which she thinks is hazel. Like you’re not special. “Just cause u don’t have hazel eyes doesn’t mean I don’t” she says. She wears men’s pants and a gold necklace. She has a majestic singing voice her best song is 4 big guys. However she can also sing opera and sings careless whisper beautifully. You should invite her to your wedding. As the groom. *smirk emoji
“Hey is that a really attractive feminine looking man”
“Nah man that’s a Neive”
“Damn bro why she looking at my gyatt”
“Cause she’s an opera singer, they do that”
“Nah man that’s a Neive”
“Damn bro why she looking at my gyatt”
“Cause she’s an opera singer, they do that”
by Cutie Pat00tie May 12, 2024
A dumb blond who is kinda dry. She also stans 1D and Harry styles. Usually the dumbest and clumsiest person.
by Bathhhdhhdhrrbd November 14, 2020
Neiv is a person who tends to be the greatest in his friends circle, outsmarting all with ease, he is the ultimate human being, often compared to zeus himself
If you're a Neiv or know one be blessed for it's a miracle
If you're a Neiv or know one be blessed for it's a miracle
"The Neiv has arrived"
by anaveragefemale December 27, 2023
a dirty neive is a girl who thought friends with benefits was a poor friend who claimed benefits, and also doesn't know that you actually have to suck a guy's penis and not just hold it between her lips like an ashtray.
by tinkartaylor April 21, 2020