Neglext

The act of not texting back when in the midst of a text exchange. Can be intentional or inadvertent.

I am so sorry I neglexted you...I got so busy at work and then went out with my co-worker right after.

by javarocks December 7, 2013

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Negly

A shortened slang term of the world negatively, used to mean something is bad.

The term is most notably used in the pilot episode of the 90s supernatural drama series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

“Chatter in the caf is that she got kicked out of her old school.”

“Neg.”
“Pos, rumor is she was starting fights.”

“Negly!”

by Hahaharambe September 19, 2018

neglectolator

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

negligate

Edit the video and/or audio of a clip to make (a) certain noun(s) seem and/or sound unpleasant.

The editor negligated a clip from America’s Got Talent to make Bonavega look like a guifakist.

by LightTheEmber June 19, 2020

Bubble wrap neglect

when some one throws away bubble wrap with out popping the bubbles.

lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect

by britnayy January 20, 2007

neglect

To disregard or pay little attention to something

Sometimes she neglects doing her homework.

by Coolpro May 30, 2009