Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.
TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.
Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.
Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.
by Darrell in a barrel April 13, 2009
Get the networking mug.A collection of websites that allow people to join networks that allow them to
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door
Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.
MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers
Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers
Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door
Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.
MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers
Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers
Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers
Man from early 21st century: I really need a new way of stalking...
Tom Anderson: MySpace!
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!
Michael Birch: Bebo!
Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!
Tom Anderson: MySpace!
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!
Michael Birch: Bebo!
Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!
by The_Madjackal March 2, 2009
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by MrFranklin June 12, 2006
Get the networking mug.Friend 1 - OMG, today alone, someone wrote on my Wall, IM'ed me, commented on my profile picture, reblogged my post, Retweeted my tweet, liked my status and my video has like 1000 hits! I must be important.
Friend 2 - You my friend are on a serious Social Networking High.
Friend 2 - You my friend are on a serious Social Networking High.
by BboyMaestro October 4, 2010
Get the Social Networking High mug.I actually dont like the word "networking" coz a lot of people annoy me when they do that, the stupid same questions they ask everyone. For me, i was hanging with my friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others
by Taffy McGee September 16, 2012
Get the Networking mug.a place where people hide behind a screen sharing things they did only to post it on online to get likes, comments, followers, ect.
by sw1mm1n January 18, 2015
Get the social networking mug.(n.) A website that generally stopped the use of email. These websites rarely load, due to a constant server overload. They also ruined literacy of children by introducing the acronym.
(v.) When a person prefers to talk to their "friends" online instead of in person. Generally used by nerds who enjoy insulting others and not having the balls to insult them to their face. When this is used, that person is generally anonymous, due to the risk of being seen in public (which they really don't have to worry about, because they're always sitting in front of a computer). Social networking is also used by stalkers, due to the ability to appear as someone you are not. This tactic is also used by people who love hearing "omg ur soo hot lolol" and use a google picture, saying it is them.
(v.) When a person prefers to talk to their "friends" online instead of in person. Generally used by nerds who enjoy insulting others and not having the balls to insult them to their face. When this is used, that person is generally anonymous, due to the risk of being seen in public (which they really don't have to worry about, because they're always sitting in front of a computer). Social networking is also used by stalkers, due to the ability to appear as someone you are not. This tactic is also used by people who love hearing "omg ur soo hot lolol" and use a google picture, saying it is them.
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