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the needle

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 22, 2017
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Needled

1. Being strung out/high on heroine.
2. Having a tattoo.
That junkie's always needled.

That guy's needled with a sick tattoo.
by Jaynik December 2, 2007
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Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.
Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.
by Tspoon December 28, 2005
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Needle

To tease someone to try to get a reaction or annoy the person.
A popular poker term to get someone to tilt
The whole table needle(d) Phil until he finally cracked and went on tilt.
by Andre Gonzales (PH) March 18, 2016
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Needles

Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.
Yo Needles, line 2...
by Chris#2 October 6, 2008
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the needle

to give someone "the needle", insulting and teasing someone which results in the person becoming irate and/or defensive, thus the person would have "the needle"

can be used with certain words to emphasise the effect of "the needle"
eg: triple needle
quad neelde
right needle
"dont get the needle with me pal"
"you've got the riiiiggght needle"
"ooh noo, charlie's got the neeedddle!"
by Donnie onetime April 24, 2004
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Needling

To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010
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