The best form of transportation west of the Mississippi. The official Neden Train is composed of peace sign velcro armbands made into a rope like train, but if those are not available one may use whatever they wish. Once your Neden Train is made just get your Nedeneers together and hold on tight to the Train!
Ned N: Yo, I'm running late for The Gathering of the Juggalos can you give me a ride there?
Russ T Trout: Just hop on my Neden Train and we will get there just in time for "Dinnertime!" And just in time to paint our faces with a Hatchet Man on it!
Ned N: Woohoo!
A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.
"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"