necronomical

Awesomely morbid, disgusting

'Hey man, you see that corpse? It was necronomical!"

by Heffry September 3, 2010

necronomicon

Means "Book of the Dead," in Greek. An occult-book *title*, not an actual book, made famous by writer H.P. Lovecraft. Several questionable versions of the Necronomicon were released in the 1970's, although the Avon version is translated from genuine Sumerian texts. The various Necronomicons have no connection to Lovecraft except for the title, which was added as a publicity stunt.

"The Necronomicon was first published about 40 years after H.P. Lovecraft died."

by Samurai-V January 15, 2005

necronomipod

only the funniest and most vulgar podcast to ever exist

man, have you heard the newest episode necronomipod released? it’s rad man.

by kittyyykaaat August 4, 2022

necronomicon

a book that was made when the ancient sumarians were around. the book is not satanic! its is a form of witch craft necromancy.

"the dead came to me in my dream now im a psychopathic killer klown muta facko"

by SKITTLEZ DA CLOWN May 8, 2003

necronomicon

Necronomicon, Book of Dead Names (Necro - Dead, Nom - Name, Icon - Book) is ancient egyptian book about funerals, death and underworld.
It contained the rituals of burial and prayers for example to avoid torment (like eating dung).

Later it was used by writer H.P. Lovecraft in conjunction with his Cthulhu-mythos thus giving occult meaning to it. This connection is, however fictional.

Iä Iä Shub-Niggurath

by Swicca May 13, 2005

necronomicon

The Book of The Black Earth, The Book of the Dead. Entirely fictional. Though many of the names within the book are derived from Sumerian, Babylonain and Domascan mythology, the book still remains a clever piece of horror/sci-fi writer H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Brilliantly laid out to the point that it is still believed to be completley genuine by a great number of people and occult enthusiasts, The Necronomicon as we are able to read today is published by Avon books and accredited to a ficitonal author named Simon, possibly a sur-name for Lovecraft or one of his close and personal literary devotees during his life.

H.P. Lovecraft's fabled Necronomicon is entirely fictional, though believed genuine by many people, yet no one has ever heard of anyone successfully applying the formulae and rituals within the book.

by E April 6, 2005

necronomicon

You fucking fools, it's entirely HP Lovecraft's invention, any 'Necronomicon' you see in a book store is something created by some stoned college students in the 60's and isn't from 'Summerian' times or any such nonsense.
Bleh.

The Mad Arab, Abdul Al-Hazared, the author of The Necronomicon.

by The Cuntsaw October 24, 2003