Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 10, 2022

Add Nearby

When you see someone hot and they think you are hot too. So you go on Snapchat and click Add Nearby because you are too scared to ask for their Snapchat.

Marcia: Wow, look at that guy. He is so hot . I'm too scared to ask for his Snapchat
Brandi: Just go on Add Nearby, god.

by enchanted_c0tt0ncandy April 27, 2016

nearly

Close to or close by

That car nearly hit me

by jon toledo December 10, 2008

neary

a god among men, and a highly attractive person

female 1: he is pretty attractive.
female 2: are you kidding he is neary

by maddawg77 April 26, 2011

narpy

pertaining to loose skin.
wet/greasy skin.
skin pockets and red lips.
doughy looking.

He is a narpy fellow.

by Edward R. Meow January 18, 2009

Narpy

Someone who cares way too much about the rules or concerns themselves with you breaking the rules. These people are usually power freaks with no real authority over anybody but continues domineering their peers to satisfy their need to feel in control.

Ethan: Maddy why are you looking at your phone during the quiz! We have an honor code!

Maddy: Can you shut the fuck up and mind your own business? You’re narpy as fuck!

by Italiangirl99 June 16, 2019

Neary'd

When your best friend tunes your ex girlfriend then dates her.

Nigel: You got neary'd.
Kenny: I know man it's fucked.

by MrAnon. September 10, 2013