That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.
Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?
Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013
Get the Neapolitanmug. A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.
It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.
by Iscariom January 15, 2020
Get the Neapolitanismmug. To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream.
by P-Snizzle February 12, 2008
Get the The Neapolitanmug. Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner.
"Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face."
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
by Satanigers May 2, 2007
Get the Neapolitanmug. An unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving anal bleaching. Named after the popular Neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circumstance.
"Dude, I wasted a hundred bucks on that anal bleaching. I had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my ass looks like a god damn tub of Neapolitan ice cream."
by thestarfish November 7, 2012
Get the Neapolitanmug. When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.
Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.
by Dawso35 May 14, 2008
Get the Neapolitanmug. When a women receives a multi-racial triple penetration from an African American, Hispanic, and Caucasian man simultaneously. IE: Mouth, Anus, Vagina.
"Dude! I heard Laurie had a Neapolitan last week with Tyrone, Jose, and John. Ho fo sho!"
"I just had my first Neapolitan. I am stuffed!"
"I just had my first Neapolitan. I am stuffed!"
by LittleDickMrMerch October 21, 2014
Get the Neapolitanmug.