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narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.
“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”
by Zig zags April 23, 2018
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Narcaship

Narcaship

Pronounced as: Narc• au• ship
Abstract Noun
The state of mind of one being disconnected while the other is connected.

•Opposite of a relationship. The state of disconnect by blood or marriage.

one person being invested and committed and the other is living a double life or pretends to be invested but is seeking supply elsewhere.

•State in which two people behave towards one another

•Disconnected relation, double life, pseudo relationship, disconnected, double dealing, treacherous, illusion.
Narcaship:
I was previously in a relationship with a malignant narcissist. It was not a true relationship, but a pseudo relationship. A narcaship.
by #listeningactively April 27, 2019
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narcasisdick

A narcasist who is a complete jerk
Stop be so narcasisdick
by Narcasisdick January 3, 2020
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narcistic

commonly used to describe someone who is 1) full of themselves 2) loves theself 3) loved by the person you were called narcistic by.
1) im so great

2) im sexy man!

3) you are so narcistic Luke- Peyton Wiseman
by BHS 2013 September 19, 2009
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narcasitic

The adjective to something or someone that displays both narcissistic and parasitic qualities.
"That lady's husband is such a narcasitic asshole."
by ThatGuyWhoKilled May 20, 2014
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