NARB

No Apparent Reason Boner. A boner that appears for absolutely no reason you can think of

I was walking down the block when I got this NARB.

Dude, I just got a NARB.

OMG I Just got a NARB

by Word Brett August 14, 2009

NARB

NARB- N. No Apparent Reason Boner. When a male individual becomes sexually aroused for absolutley no apparent reason, and cannot make his penis heel on command.

I was sitting in math class day dreaming when I suddenly felt a NARB growing, of course I was called to the board immediatley after the NARB took full form

by Grigdanus August 7, 2006

NARB

Newly Associated Runescape Bitch

Person 1:What does NARB mean?
Person 2:No Apparent Reason Boner.
Person 3:Are you kidding? It doesn't mean that. It means Newly Associated Runescape Bitch!

by ThisIs4youJeanles February 17, 2009

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

NARB

No apparent reason boner

It was embarassing when I got a NARB during wrestling practice.

by Pcass December 28, 2005

NARB

Acronym for "No Apparent Reason Boner", often the bane of male junior high students and some high school students everywhere. They seem to occur at the most inopportune moments such as right before the bell rings and when a teacher calls you to the board or their desk.

Wes: "Hey everyone look, JT has a NARB!!!" (Everyone points and laughs.)

JT: "Faggot..." (Covers boner with chemistry book.)

by tkastudent May 24, 2007

Narb

Apart from being the acronym for “no apparent reason boner”, it is also used by people in place of the term noob to try and make themselves sound cool. It is most commonly used in online games.

Person1: How do I make money?
Person2: Stfu narb
Person1: Are you calling me a boner?
Person2: Omg It can also mean noob you narb!

by Pirune May 25, 2009