Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

napsterbating

Masturbating from pr0n found on p2p servers like Kazaa and Napster.

"Where's Mike?"
"He's napsterbating, as usual."

by Anonymous August 11, 2004

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

namasturbation

The act or practice of whacking off to yoga videos

Seeing my mom in yoga pants has put a serious damper on namasturbation for me.

by Ahrnhaid February 3, 2018

napsterbating

masterbating while taking a nap.... mostly for girls and their dildo's

hey suzie what did you do all afternoon....Well i was napsterbating for a while then i woke up

by jackamoe June 14, 2010

Napsturbating

When you fall asleep mid-wank.

"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011