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napoli

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates a native of Naples)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exception from South Dakota's abortion ban, as reported on PBS's March 3, 2006 transcript of NewsHour With Jim Lehrer.
"Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."
by SB Candy July 30, 2008
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Casey Napoli

A man who is very dirty and smelly who has a micro penis and a small ballsack that smells like rotton eggs and is the size of a rabbits poop. His head is the size of a watermelon its a odd shape. His skin tone is a little pink so he looks scrumptious.
Jackie: did you see that watermelon?
Viv: totally looked like a casey napoli
Jackie: omg i totally agree
by Carpet cleaner man July 3, 2009
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napoli

to savagely sodomize rape and impregnate a young religious female virgin who is saving herself for marriage.
No decent person would want any girl get the napoli sentence.
by sam chenowith April 17, 2006
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SSC Napoli

The Italian Soccer/Football Squad with chants from “Curva A” and “Curva B” (Curve A and Curve B). Diego Maradona is there God but the president of the club is cheap ASF
“My cousin loves SSC Napoli
by TheSicilian March 1, 2022
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napoli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.

2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli’s (R-SD) words on an acceptable description of rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota’s abortion ban.
by athens April 17, 2006
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Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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Natorish

A superhero religion that started off with the great battle of the curry
Martha, you, are now part of the natorish relgion. your name is now Marthanator
by Nemynator January 28, 2009
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