National kick a boy named Jacob day

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.

Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day”
Jacob: “uh oh..”

by Skskmoto November 18, 2019

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 14, 2021

National Name a Leaf Day

On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it

Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!

by Googlyeyejeff November 1, 2019

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day

a day to hate chris

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

by tismicchildren November 1, 2019

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.

"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"

by lmlm99 September 1, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021