mystifixation

an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)

I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.

by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012

Mortified216

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.

mortified216

by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019

mextified

the feeling of utter excitement,indescribable feeling of happiness

I am mextified that you are here.

by Althea O'Brien and Niles Brandon December 7, 2006

Mortified

getting railed so hard that it is a mortifying experince

I got absolutely mortified last night

by S1ayer23 November 9, 2022

Musified

To be given sudden inspiration as if from a muse.

While trying to come up with a new painting, he was suddenly musified.

by Butch Cassidy9 July 19, 2011

mistyfied

A word to describe a false or , half truth statement that was made by a girl name Misty. Also an alter reality of the truth to benefit Misty. A psycho bitch's misinterpretation, or manipulation of the truth to benefit ones self named Misty. A lie told by a girl named Misty. Another word for bull shit spoken by Misty. A super slutty hore aka SSH , named Misty that spreads nothing but lies and has/will cause disruption of other peoples lives or destruction of marriages. A true statement spoken by a girl name Misty that should have never been repeated. In general , anything that comes out of a supper slutty psycho hore's mouth named Misty ,and yes that means even your cock.

"That shit sounds like it's been mistyfied."
"Misty told me that she was my friend and then turned around and slept with my man."
"Damn ,that's mistyfied!"
"My fucking ex has mistyfied everything about our relationship to everyone she has met."
"I think my dick caught something when it was mistyfied."

by Maid Mercy November 3, 2006

pystified

To be upset and mystified at the same time.

Frank said he was up for the concert and asked me to get him a ticket, so I did. Then, day of the concert, he's unreachable! I was pystified, but luckily I found someone else at the last minute, otherwise I'd have been stuck for $100

by xmercury69x November 14, 2010