someone has my name

What you say when someone on urban dictionary is posting under the same name as you.

gaan?
floag?
why would i (the real Ka) post things like that?!

by Ka August 17, 2004

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What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.

During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed

by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017

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only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

what most famous youtubers say

some famous youtuber : only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

me : stop please

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR January 28, 2022

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you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 09, 2010

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