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Ching Chong on my ding dong

The exclusive phrase for Chinese people who can speak english to ask people on Omegle "do you wanna suck my Asian dick"
Chinese guy: Hello you want to Ching Chong on my ding dong
Random person on Omegle: what the fuck did you just say
by Inner Asian intel April 2, 2022
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ching chong my ding dong

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese
Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?
by ala vanessa June 6, 2007
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Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
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swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic
1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."
by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
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