Charlie Bit My Finger

A popular Youtube video (as of 8/12/2011 it has 365,455,850 views.) Basically the video is about a little British boy shoving his finger in his baby brother's mouth and then screaming about him biting it. It's not very funny, and it amazes me how it got so popular.

"OUCH! Charlie bit my finger! Ouch, Charlie!"

by LoonyTC August 16, 2011

a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

Ouch I bit my lip! :(

Something you say when you bite your lip.

Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.

And that shit hurts. A LOT.

Me: Ouch I bit my lip! :(

by Jizzy Jan February 7, 2010

bit my lip and close my eyes

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.

i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

by awesome456 May 3, 2010

bit my thesis

To contemptuously steal another's idea and use it as your own.

Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!

by Glockgirl February 23, 2014

riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

Flip my bit

This indicates that the speaker is going to change their mind about something. This phrasing is preferred by software engineers.

I thought I wanted to work here, but James is hard to work with, so I might flip my bit.

by simulated_ai July 9, 2024