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Muhred

Orgin: South side of chicago
Pronounciation: Murrred
part of speech: verb
Meaning: to become incredibly inebriated. This state is always characterized by: extra assistance walking, exploding from both ends at the same time all over the floor (feces and vomit), urinating in one's pants, and finally falling asleep butt naked in your bed.
"You were so muhred last night from that bottle of Jack."
by Massive Punking December 16, 2004
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Mutted

to be gang banged or be fucked by a lot of dudes
That girl just got mutted by five dudes.
by NLuke November 27, 2005
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Muredr Inc.

(N.) How Dumb F**ks spell their own sweet-a** record label.
It's the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc. I'm the rapper who fags, and totes tampax in bags... -Ja "Mini-Me" Rule
by G-Union May 8, 2003
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muntred

Pure unadulterated muntred was plainly visible on his face when he saw that fucking munter
by NarfleMcSmarkle December 20, 2013
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The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
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Muted Trumpet

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.
by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003
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face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.
Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!
by runalicerun April 20, 2010
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