Orgin: South side of chicago
Pronounciation: Murrred
part of speech: verb
Meaning: to become incredibly inebriated. This state is always characterized by: extra assistance walking, exploding from both ends at the same time all over the floor (feces and vomit), urinating in one's pants, and finally falling asleep butt naked in your bed.
Pronounciation: Murrred
part of speech: verb
Meaning: to become incredibly inebriated. This state is always characterized by: extra assistance walking, exploding from both ends at the same time all over the floor (feces and vomit), urinating in one's pants, and finally falling asleep butt naked in your bed.
"You were so muhred last night from that bottle of Jack."
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Get the muntred mug.An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
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