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Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.
by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010
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Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...
shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".
by random hero March 27, 2005
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Preppy McDouchebag

A person having the qualities of dressing like a prep, but having the personality of a douchebag. Basically, the stereotypical asshole that has a closet full of striped shirts and cargo shorts (or faded jeans). Hair gel and a necklace are optional but popular accessories.
My roommate went shopping at American Eagle today and he's still an asshole. What a Preppy McDouchebag!
by pfizzle603 April 4, 2008
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slappy mcdouchebag

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.
Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!
by CaptainG August 4, 2008
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Mcdouche

An individual who refers to any fast food product as "Mc" something.
Dude, that's just a coffee not a McCafe! Stop being such a Mcdouche.
by GenC Tech Pubs November 20, 2009
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Egg Mcdouche

A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.
This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 24, 2004
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McDouche

"after what Sasuke did at the watterfall, he gains McDouche Status"

"Wow you are such a McDouche"
by yinchi April 25, 2006
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