munter

(noun, New Zealand slang)person lacking in intelligence who is prone to causing harm and injury to own self.

"Did you see that jump? What a munter!"

by David Gerbault January 4, 2003

Munter

A less than attractive lady.

You, my dear, are a munter

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

munter

1 extremely ugly person
2 someone who is completely wasted on one or all of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers Ketamine or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, dishevelledness, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together.
Calling someone a munter can be used as an insult, or perversely as a druggy term of endearment amongst fellow wasters

Apparently a Kate Moss doll is going to be made where she looks like a total munter.
If you enjoy a good session you're a munter.

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Munter

Someone so hideousely ugly that one has the physical urge to beat them to death with a heavy object.

"Jesus that bird you fancied was a right munter Andy."

by A.Macinnes December 18, 2004

Munter

A person regularly impaired by alcohol or recreational drugs (see Muntered). They are often useless and disorganised people with poor personal hygiene. They are often associated with punk and anarchist subcultures. They are usually suffering from the permanent mental and psychological effects of such a lifestyle. These individuals usually live illegally on 'protest sites' such as camps in woods, or live in squatted housing.

1. Dave is a fucking munter.
2. That munter is not welcome here.
3. Im not going to work with that munter.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

munter

Very very ugly person, the next step up from being a minger, who is just ugly.

by Lali_babe June 6, 2003

munter

1. one who is unbearably ugly
2. to get extremely drunk (get muntered)

josh - have you seen that charlotte girl?
jess- yeah shes a right munter"
josh- yo jess fancy getting muntered friday night?
jess- yeah that would be nice

by FJetch February 17, 2009