bog mummy

Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.

Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.

by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014

Poms mussy

Poms mussy means mom's pussy, a code word for referring to your mom's pussy in public.

I heard that my poms mussy smells.

by MrPomsMussy June 16, 2019

mussy boys

the mussy boys are a group of teenagers that run Musselburgh but as they like to call it Mussy they pump and bump and dump aw the minors all they do is smoke megaaaa marijuana and take lines ‘n’ that

mussy boys are a bunch eh bumping pricks.

by Mussy on top. July 28, 2019

Cummy mummy

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

ya mums skin

This word does not need a definition. It doesn't make sense, it's just funny. USe it in any situation (E.g. uncomfortable, awkward, happy, sad, excited, etc.)

Mate 1: "What should I wear today?"
Mate 2: "Ya mums skin"

by yamumsskin March 5, 2020

Ya mums ya nan

An accusation that one's mother is also one's grandmother (which is technically possible).

A versatile phrase predominantly used as a greeting or insult.

John: I'm goin' out to harvest some corn

Mark: Ya mums ya nan

by Dr. Yuwar Grabbinmabube December 5, 2020

mummy battle

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

by mantion May 26, 2010