mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
by El Biero April 14, 2006
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Mump

Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.
I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.
by Jeff Camacho February 16, 2007
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Mump

(v) Mump, Mumped, Mumping, Mumper, Mumpee.

To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.

This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.

The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
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Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.
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mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.
by William Gates February 03, 2005
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Mumps

adj. a synonym for "sick". meaning something is really cool or exciting.

Originated at Brown University in Fall 2008.
Person 1: Yo you heard the new Girl Talk CD?
Person 2: Yeah that shit is MUMPS!
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Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.
"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."
by DylMus January 28, 2020
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