dick mumbler

A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.

Dispatch- medic 23 please befurpt krigistly napkalan, priority 2. Crew - what did that dick mumbler just say?

by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017

muffler fucker

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.

"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"

by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005

rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

by king dude January 24, 2005

Swedish Muffler

When a guy go's down on a woman and she queefs in his face.

Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."

by TeamPete April 1, 2010

Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014

Song mumbler

When listening to a song, usually in a car, a person tries to sing the song because he?she thinks they know the lyrics when half the time they are just mumbling

Idiot- i love this song, im gonna sing the whole thing

Driver- Ya, i bet ur a song mumbler

by BufSabres February 25, 2009

Chocolate muffler

When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea

Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...

by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018