multitasking

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Multigasm

Multigasm

A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"

1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.

1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again

Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached

Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!

Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm

Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.

Man *whispering*: kill me, please.

by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.

Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.

by skyzza November 27, 2011

multiwasting

Multiwasting: verb, the act of doing mutiple time wasting activities at once.

I was watching TV and playing Mario Kart on my DS while updating Facebook on my laptop while talking on my cell phone. I was multiwasting.

by Stenzo March 24, 2011

Multitaskhole

A man with two bluetooth earpieces (one in each ear), a blackberry, a cell phone, a pager and an iPod.

That guy in the Microsoft hat sure is a multitaskhole.

by Jannele January 5, 2008

multitaskless

adjective
pertaining to an inability to concentrate on more than one task at a time.

Tori: "I just needed him to pick up some milk on his way home with dinner, how hard could it be?"
Aimee: "Oh well, you know Dave, he's completely multitaskless!"

by CaptDaf January 21, 2013

multitastic

A state of being, a truly affluent individual can reach. An individual who is capable of engaging in various activities constantly at one time. Not to be confused with multi-tasking, as multi-tasking is merely the ability to engage in various activities but not become part of these activities.

"Thuy, Nick is multitastic. Why can't you be more like him?"

by NickEG December 29, 2007