mulchhole

a nother way of describing the female private parts

hows you mulchhole today

by requesta August 18, 2009

Mulchtrix

An absolute fever dream that never ends. Green is coming.

One may never escape the mulchtrix unless the green lets you go.

by The Mulchman May 22, 2021

multihunter

A (mainly) bisexual person who gratuituosly enjoys both anal and vaginal sex simultaneously of either sex

He was a real multihunter, he fucked everyone in the room.

by veecee23 January 24, 2010

Mulch Style

The act of lying face down randomly in a public place with no intentions at all. Your arms are at your side and your feet are together.

Conor: Dude, lets go mulch style at the mall!

by Mike Ros December 9, 2008

Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.

"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"

by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016

Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.

Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!

by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011

Spread My Mulch

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.

The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?

by mikee8983 March 23, 2017