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by 1998 mulan szechuan teryaki April 11, 2017

John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020

The Full Mulvaney

When one arrogantly confesses to crimes because they believe they are above the law.

The Full Mulvaney was in full effect when Mick copped to the quid pro quo at the press conference.

by Johnny Donut November 5, 2019

mulan

a (surprisingly) great disney movie that i cant get enough of. first of all she goes to meet this matchmaker lady, but she totally f@#$ that up, so she goes home and she thinks shes a major disappointment. then these army guys come with a message that the wounded father has to go fight the HUNS. so anyway she cuts her hair and leaves (to some pree intense music). shes followed by a little lizard who is played by eddie murphy and is hilaarious, and also this little bug cricket that does sh!t all the whole movie. when she gets to the army place she acts stupid (what she thinks men act like) and gets in a huuge fight with everyone there. then she sees this super hot commanding officer. lol. she epic fails at everything there for a while and everyones freaking out (there are so many parts where a 'calm sh!t down!!' would be greaaat). then the hot guy (shang li) starts singing. LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. TO DEFEAT...the HUNSS!!. III"LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU. and then tells mulan (ping is what they think her name is) that shes: UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP GO HOME YOUR THROUGH, NO WAY I'LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU! so anyway she climbs this tower thing aand saves shang lis life while killing 7/8ths of the HUN army but then they discover shes a girl and go to kill her but shang li (HOT) saves her life but o man hes pissed at her. anyway she goes to china and saves the emporer (dressed as a girl too) and the emporer tells shang li that shes preee awesome so he goes to her house for dinner. THE END
only thing that could make it better would be if the kissed

awesome hot mulan 2 disney

by should be doing my homework September 21, 2009

Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.

Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.

by pandaman8 October 18, 2023

mulan

For a female to dress as a male in order to accomplish some goal.

You could have just Mulan'd it.

by Ryan Palmer November 21, 2006

John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.

"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"

by spicyKnees April 7, 2020