Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.
by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020
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when you take your GF out to the woods and kill her, then go back a few days later with a friend and you put your mouth around her pussy. Then have the friend jump on her stomach and all her decaying guts shoot into your mouth via her rotted vagin.
dude i havent seen jane in like 2 weeks, i wonder if she's ok
she's not, i pulled a mulker on her the other day, so she is definitely not ok.
she's not, i pulled a mulker on her the other day, so she is definitely not ok.
by duuude444222 October 22, 2009
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