muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

muffled cabbage

When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.

"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"

by XxIso1atorXx November 11, 2013

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008