Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

muff militia

A group of hansome men who smash pussy and drink alchohol like water.

Omg muff militia men are so savage.

by Muff man wilbur May 17, 2016

anal muff

Pubic hair surrounding ones asshole.

"Pearls anal muff left scabs on my cock after trowing her an ass pounding."

by gj6kings November 15, 2005

Muff Canyon

A Mountaineer's Dreamy Vista: A large, moist, forested valley, containing many entrances to underground systems which are all quite suitable for spelunking.

"Greetings, good sir. And where is it that you have come from?"
"Oh, I was just visiting Mount Clitoris, at the north end of the Muff Canyon."

by The McFreudian Elbow September 8, 2015

stuff that muff

The act of stuffing your man meat into a girl’s taco.

“Hey man, did you stuff that muff last night?”

“Hell yeah man, I stuffed all that muff

by 420blaze69 May 10, 2018

Muff Mask

A muff mask is the name for a beard that was buried in a pussy long enough to retain the scent of said pussy.

Please remove the muff mask, Sal. It's almost time for supper.

by NIGHTEAGLE11 June 22, 2022

Muff Mask

Similar to a teabag, it's when a girl opens up here vag and places it on somebody's face, specifically their mouth.

Chris got muff masked while he was sleeping last night.

by Muff Mask Man June 23, 2007