When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
by bringerofgoodtimes April 3, 2011
Get the Muff-bluff mug.A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."
"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."
by outhouse April 15, 2009
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1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.
2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.
by Jdel March 18, 2005
Get the Muffaluffagus mug.when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a cock block but with girls.
by CuzzyHad2 November 17, 2009
Get the muff bluff mug.A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
I got so drunk last night with that MuffnCuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
by MuffnCuffs December 9, 2008
Get the MuffnCuffs mug.by Sheri Cox May 20, 2005
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Laura: I'm going to castrate you, you rimjob bulbsucker.
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff
by dave and andy July 24, 2003
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