Muddy Waters

A perfectly douchie waste of space.

"why do you smell so awful?" "i just came from Muddy Waters."

by funtimebabyeater January 6, 2010

Muddy water

When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains

Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water

by Pigpig161 April 11, 2020

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009

testing the muddy water

Trying butt sex for the first time.

Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.

by crabbysparkles February 12, 2014

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025